Bob had two friends show up on Valentines Day. Bob looked at Obi-Wan on one side and the hot chick in the grass skirt and coconut shells on the other side. Bob didn't know which way to go. He'd never felt like this before. He found both appealing. They both got very angry that Bob was confused, each thinking they were the obvious best choice.
In the end, because of Bob's confusion, he found himself all alone on Valentines Day. Bob began to eat the chocolate he was planning to give to his Valentine. He clutched the chocolate heart with all his might. He ended up covered in chocolate. Bob has decided things could be worse. At least he has chocolate.