Bob got out today and visited the San Diego River. He watched the egrets for a while and then walked to Presidio Park. Bob met a dude at Presidio Park that was solid as bronze and wearing funky clothes. Bob thought he was sexy but all Bob got was a cold shoulder from the dude.
Forever seeking salvation, Bob thinks he'll find it at the top of this cross. Unfortunately Bob doesn't know that it is surely blasphemous to climb a cross.